The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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