just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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