roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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