At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
We're too hungover to prance.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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