She said her name was "party"
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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