he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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