the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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