Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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