Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Randomize