I think I am morally bankrupt
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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