Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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