i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
