and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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