your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Randomize
