: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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