Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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