did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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