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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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