Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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