is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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