i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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