we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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