sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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