So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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