Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
What a dumb baby whore.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
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