I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Of course I have a pirate flag
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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