What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
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