I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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