do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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