yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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