On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
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