We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
organizing the empties. That sober.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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