Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
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