"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
There r osticjed everywhere
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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