we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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