it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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