I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Randomize
