so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Randomize
