Nicole vs. Life
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
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