i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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