Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
