She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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