Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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