Only a mothe r could love this liver
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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