She's JV to your varsity
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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