The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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