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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi

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(317): View more from Indiana

Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.

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(734): View more from Michigan

i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.

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(419): View more from Ohio

is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.

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(406): View more from Montana

He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.

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(903): View more from Texas

I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.

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(209): View more from California

It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.

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