things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
What a dumb baby whore.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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