the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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