I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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