Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
The convent might be a nice break from real life
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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