Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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