Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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