I smell stomach acid.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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