it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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